Monday, January 10, 2011

In school.

TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !


A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"


Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"
Little Johnny: Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.


Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."

Saturday, January 8, 2011

A mexican, a American, And a Chinese man

There was a Mexican, a American, and a Chinese man. they all had a good idea. they would all go to the top of a building and throw something off the the roof  that they had too much of in their country. the Mexican goes first. "I have too many tacos in my country", so he throws a taco off the building. The chinese man goes next. "I have alot of rice in my country, it wouldnt hurt if i threw this over." Lastly, the American goes. "hmmm" he says to himself. he looks at the mexican. "we have to many of you damn mexicans so it wouldnt make a diffrence if i threw you over." Then he grabs the mexican and throws him over the roof.
"What do they skimp do when it get´s cold?"
"Sits around a candle."

A normal day at the dump..

The Reporter have no fun day.

Thursday, January 6, 2011


- Do you know what the problem is if you have a lawyer buried up to their necks in sand?
- Nah.
- Not enough sand.

when you make dinner lock were you cut..

short joke.

- What's the tallest building in Transylvania?
- Vampire State Building!

Amerikan wonens drives..

we are very thrifty up here.

-father, asked his son, why can I never get practice driving with your car? in this way, I never geht a carlicense.
-yes, you understand my son, it's actually a question of age.
-Well, I'm old enough.
-yes, yes you are. but not my car!

this is a real animal in europe...

laughing baby (swedish)

you have to see this!

classical joke.

two strangers sat side by side on an airplane.
-we may well talk about something, "said one of them. I have heard that air travel is faster if you discuss something with his fellow passengers.
the other has just opened his book, closed it slowly.
-What should we discuss then?
-I do not know, "said the first, but how about nuclear power?
-okay, "said the other, it may well be an interesting discussion, but first let me ask you something. a horse, a cow and a deer eat the same things, but the deer shit balls, the cow shits soups, and The Hours Balls of weeds. how come?
-I have no idea, "replied the first.
-huh? said the other. and so do you think you can discuss nuclear power when you do not know a shit.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

First Time!

Hi! this is my first time on blogger an I hope my blogg geht´s intresting in the futhsher!!

On this blogg I will show you some of ower humor in sweden!
(As you see my english is cinda bad butt i hope you will understand.)
I don´t really know wath you ameriken like butt in sweden we thinks you funny so i hope you will find it fun to!

(meby little to much "I hope")